Tonight is the first of three shoots for the new Howard Be Thy Name video for Trashed. The video is a grindhouse/b-movie pastiche, so today we’re shooting in a grimy club full of costumed freaks, in the week we’re shooting an angel with big fuck-off wings on a classic Triumph, a trio of Faster Pussycat-style vixens, and four gangs intent on doing our hero harm. There’s also multiple monkeys being skinned alive, sea water being injected into a toddler’s eye, and Chinooks making love to tanks
Archive for July, 2011
Work it, make it, do it, makes us.
Posted by LeeIsserow on July 30th, 2011
Posted in Work 
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No Comments »Deconstructing Disney: Pinocchio (1940)
Posted by LeeIsserow on July 29th, 2011
This is part three of a (fuck knows how many) part project that will eventually kill me.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
And so, dear reader, allow me to take you on a journey in which we analyze and systematically defecate on the morally reprehensible morality tale “Pinocchio”.
Posted in Deconstructing Disney Tags: adult eyes, anal cavity search, bark, blue fairy, boat, boner, buggery, child molestation, circus, Coachman, conscious, cynical world, dancing, deconstructing Disney, diatribe, dildo, Disney, disney movies, donkey, drinking, drugs, fables, fairy tale, fantasia, fight, fond memories, fuckpuppet, fucktoy, Gepetto, hobo, hog, home invasion, Honest John, human centipede, Jiminy Cricket, Kenneth Branagh, kiddy fiddler, loki, man cunt, man love, manlove, marvel comics, morality, morality tale, mr cuntington, narration, narrator, naughtly list, nice list, paedophile, pederasty, pedophile, Pinocchio, pinocchio in space, Pleasure Island, point of view, rape, rapist, sanding, santa, screen name, scrubs, shreds, sixteen hours, slut fish, smoking, spunkgargler, Stromboli, thor, tree, two minutes, walt disney, walt disney corporation, WANKERY, whale, wood, WoodBoy 1 Comment »Compl-aPAtT-ed
Posted by LeeIsserow on July 27th, 2011
Completed. That’s what the title is meant to read. In case you were struggling. Completed, fused with aPAtT. Because the aPAtT video is done.
Posted in Movie Monday, Work Tags: apatt, carte blanche, cue, eight days, electro, howard be thy name, little bit, music promo, music video, remix, vimeo, visual album No Comments »I am returned.
Posted by LeeIsserow on July 22nd, 2011
To celebrate my triumphant return, here’s a promo for The Long Finger Bandits!
Posted in Movie Monday, Rambles, Work Tags: amp, apatt, arse, bandits, bentham, come on girls, dinnerladies, fortnight, girls, guttermask, gypsy, holiday, howard be thy name, i am returned, liverpool, long finger bandits, lovecraft, music promo, music promos, music videos, novel, pete bentham & the dinnerladies, pete bentham and the dinner ladies, pipeline, promos, punk, return, rock, sexual deviants, sketch, sketches, spain, summer, sun, techno, time travellers, vacation, work No Comments »Done, and also dusted
Posted by LeeIsserow on July 1st, 2011
As of around 5am this morning, the ad I did for the Post Office was finally in the bag. It wasn’t perfect, but with the budget, time constraints, and lack of briefing beforehand it was never going to be (grr).
Posted in Rambles, Work Tags: blog, bowel movements, budget time, comedy, conclusion, fly, fortnight, girls, job, labyrinth, laptop, post office, sketches, spain, time constraints, wifi, writers room No Comments »