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Celebrity News special: The best celebrity deaths 2012
Posted by LeeIsserow on December 29th, 2012
Posted in Celebrity News 
Tags: Adam Yauch, daughter, dead, death, drug dealers, drugs, funeral, government, hot, Marie Colvin, overdose, sexy, sunday times, whitney houston 
No Comments »Celebrity NewsFLASH! Playboy confirms Jenny McCarthy still has boobs
Posted by LeeIsserow on June 30th, 2012
In a shocking discovery by Playboy, it has been revealed that the 39 year old autism factory still has big plastic boobs.
“Yippee!” say fans of boobs and incorrect autism facts.
Posted in Celebrity News Tags: 2012, autism, blonde, boobage, boobs, celebrity, fuck, jenny mccarthy, naked, news agencies, news outlet, nude, playboy, pussy, reuters, sex, sexy, shock, tits No Comments »Celebrity News – April 28th
Posted by LeeIsserow on April 28th, 2012
This week in Celebrity news: Pete Burns face is a breach of the peace, celebrities squabble on Twitter, and David Hasselhoff honors contract while shitting on reality TV.
Posted in Celebrity News Tags: actual news, america s got talent, breach of the peace, celebrity big brother, celebrity big brother pete burns, celebrity news, chris brown, cobain, courtney love, daughter, dave grohl, david hasselhoff, deoderant, family commitments, fellow contestants, front man, fuck, george galloway, howard stern, naked man, sex, squabble, the apprentice, twitter No Comments »Celebrity News – April 21st
Posted by LeeIsserow on April 21st, 2012
This week: ‘Celebrities’ to run marathon, and Allure convinces five celebrities to become less clothed and more naked for your eyes.
Posted in Celebrity News Tags: alex reid, allure, ass, battle of marathon, Billi Mucklow, boobs, Cara Kilbey, celebrity, charity causes, classical history, cleavage, gcb, hot, hotties, iron man, James Argent, leslie bibb, marathon time, morena baccarin, naked, naked truth, nobel prize, nude, pattern baldness, photos, sexy, sophie raworth, spineabifida, tits, white whales 1 Comment »Celebrity News – George Lucas moron edition
Posted by LeeIsserow on April 14th, 2012
Having now proclaimed Empire the worst of the Trilogy, Ewok-fondler George Lucas has lost what little respect anyone had left for him…
Posted in Celebrity News Tags: 2012, boobs, brain cancer, cancer, celebrity birthday, celebrity news, cleavage, empire, ewok, fan community, george lucas, inevitable fate, jot, mathematician, moron, release date, rerelease, ringer, sarah michelle gellar, smg, star wars, star wars 3d, star wars fans, star wars movies, tanner, topless, trilogy, vegetable garden No Comments »