Welcome to part ten of a never-ending project that rapes my ears and eyes with Disney cuntbuggery. Here’s the sitch: our fond memories of Disney movies are lies, I am here to bring forth the truth.
This month… It’s Song Of The Cockspluttering South.
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Deconstructing Disney: Song Of The South
Posted by LeeIsserow on April 11th, 2012
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No Comments »Deconstructing Disney: Make Music Mine (1946)
Posted by LeeIsserow on March 7th, 2012
Welcome to part nine of a six-hundred-and-sixty-six-billion part project that lives inside my brain, pulling levers that make me do horrible things to Mickey Mouse figurines. By now you know the score: Our memories of Disney movies are all lies. I am here to spread the truth. So let’s rock this bitch.
It’s time for Make Music Mine, Motherfucker.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on February 8th, 2012
Hello, and welcome to part eight of a four-hundred-thousand-and-six part project that is raping my brain with its ghostly demon mouse-eared phallus. Everyone in the Western world has fond memories of Disney movies, but upon re-watching them, I discovered those memories were lies. Thus enter these monthly columns, in which I watch the ‘classic’ films [...]
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Posted by LeeIsserow on January 11th, 2012
Welcome one and all to part seven of a (never-ending) project that is melting my brain into goosplooge.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
Without further ado, let’s get on with 1943′s forgotten shitpile “Victory Through Air Power”.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on December 28th, 2011
Did you have a good Christmas? You must be coming out of your tryptophan coma by now – so why not recover with the joy of hating Disney.
If you haven’t read my first two Christmas gift to you, worry not, they’re not related – although the pre-Christmas special and Christmas special are ready and waiting for your eyes, should you wish to read them.
So, without further ado, let’s get the fuck on with this horrendous fucking thing… The Walt Disney World ‘Celebrate The Season’ Christmas Show. May God have mercy on our souls.
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