Lucas declares Empire worst of Trilogy.
Fans declare Lucas moron.

George Lucas once again proved he knows nothing about movies or taste, let alone general fan concensus this week, when he came out to talk smack about the most beloved of the three (real) Star Wars movies.

Maybe he has brain cancer,  maybe he just wanted to rile the fan community up a bit, or maybe he’s just jealous that he let Irvin Kershner direct the best of the trilogy.  Either way, who cares what he has to say.  Lucas has already succumbed to the inevitable fate of looking like an ewok, and what he says makes as much sense as hiring a vegetable garden to paint your house.
Sure, it’s organic – but it can’t hold a paintbrush, let alone climb a ladder – and vegetable garden’s don’t have bank accounts or take credit cards. What I’m saying is next time you decide to decorate, call a legitimate company, and don’t just farm the job out.

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY NEWS!

It was Adam Tanner‘s birthday today.  What do you mean you don’t know who Adam Tanner is?  He’s the Austrian mathematician famous for dying in 1632.
No?  Not familiar? I’m starting to think you people don’t give a damn about mathematicians…

Fine.  I’ll cater to the lowest common denominator.

It was SMG‘s birthday too.  Hazzah!

Is that it?  Is that the news?

THAT IS THE NEWS.