In a story that so-called ‘news agencies’ like Reuters and The Press Association totally missed, quality news outlet Playboy confirmed what some of us had scarcely dreamed to imagine: that Jenny McCarthy, in the year of our Lord 2012, still has big plastic boobies.

The story came as a shock to some, who assumed that since obtaining her doctorate in making-up-facts-about-autism, McCarthy no longer had her previous boobage – but Playboy set us straight this month with an in depth study of Miss McCarthy’s tit-having.

In her first pictorial in over a decade, McCarthy looked as natural and beautiful as always.

Assuming you’d describe an emotionless naked sex-bot walking aimlessly through a garden as ‘beautiful’.