Sometimes you take a job for the artistic merit.
Sometimes you take a job as an investment in the future.
And then sometimes you take a job for the paycheck.
This – and I’ve stated this as much to the artist – is one of those jobs.
It’s a French cover of My Heart Will Go On. So. Uh. Enjoy?
Oh wait, you can’t watch it – because the artist decided that by saying the video
‘had no artistic merit’, I was saying that she had no artistic merit as a singer,
an artist, a human being and as… uh… a mother?
No idea, I ran out of steam on that one.
Either way, she decided that thousands of views on my Youtube page was worth less than the
46 views she’s had on hers.
And that I insulted her.
Which I didn’t. Until now, I guess.
But I’m kind of a reactionary asshole like that… so, y’know, that’s to be expected.
I don’t like people shitting in my cornflakes, so when I try to do them a favour and they
bitchslap me, I think I’m entitled to lash out.
And lash out I shall. Oh yes.
I’ll be back to dishing out explosions next Movie Monday – have no fear.