It’s only been two-and-a-bit years since my hilarious 2009 microepic Simon & Emily was written, published, sold a cubic litre of copies, and was then swiftly forgotten about.
So, as you can imagine, I was surprised to receive an email a few weeks back informing me that it wasn’t on Kindle – or any eBook format for that matter….
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