Deconstructing Disney unveils the pedophile-saturated, pro-rape subtext of Walt Disney’s 1940 classic Pinocchio .
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Deconstructing Disney TV: Pinocchio
Posted by LeeIsserow on September 12th, 2012
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No Comments »Deconstructing Disney TV: Snow White
Posted by LeeIsserow on June 13th, 2012
Rest your brain and watch hilarity unfold, as beloved Disney classics are ripped apart at the molecular level. This month SNOW WHITE!
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Posted by LeeIsserow on January 11th, 2012
Welcome one and all to part seven of a (never-ending) project that is melting my brain into goosplooge.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
Without further ado, let’s get on with 1943′s forgotten shitpile “Victory Through Air Power”.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on December 4th, 2011
This is the belated part six of a (never-ending) project that is inevitably going to kill me.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
So, without further ado, let’s delve into the next Disney “classic”. Their 1942 spunk pile that goes by the name of… urgh… Bambi.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on September 30th, 2011
This is part five of a (never-ending) project that is steadily sending me insane.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
That said, dear reader, come with me as I try my best to enjoy a movie that I have no intention of liking; Disney’s 1941 forgotten ‘classic’ The Reluctant Dragon.
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