Deconstructing Disney unveils the pedophile-saturated, pro-rape subtext of Walt Disney’s 1940 classic Pinocchio .
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Deconstructing Disney TV: Pinocchio
Posted by LeeIsserow on September 12th, 2012
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No Comments »Pitch Of The Week: Captain Planet
Posted by LeeIsserow on July 5th, 2012
One of my jobs is pitching shows. Some of them should not see the light of day. This week: Captain Planet
Posted in Pitch Of The Week Tags: animation, boat, captain planet, comedy, earth, environment, fire, gaia, heart, network, pitch, pitching, spoof, television, tv, tv pitch, tv show, water, wind No Comments »Deconstructing Disney: Pinocchio (1940)
Posted by LeeIsserow on July 29th, 2011
This is part three of a (fuck knows how many) part project that will eventually kill me.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
And so, dear reader, allow me to take you on a journey in which we analyze and systematically defecate on the morally reprehensible morality tale “Pinocchio”.
Posted in Deconstructing Disney Tags: adult eyes, anal cavity search, bark, blue fairy, boat, boner, buggery, child molestation, circus, Coachman, conscious, cynical world, dancing, deconstructing Disney, diatribe, dildo, Disney, disney movies, donkey, drinking, drugs, fables, fairy tale, fantasia, fight, fond memories, fuckpuppet, fucktoy, Gepetto, hobo, hog, home invasion, Honest John, human centipede, Jiminy Cricket, Kenneth Branagh, kiddy fiddler, loki, man cunt, man love, manlove, marvel comics, morality, morality tale, mr cuntington, narration, narrator, naughtly list, nice list, paedophile, pederasty, pedophile, Pinocchio, pinocchio in space, Pleasure Island, point of view, rape, rapist, sanding, santa, screen name, scrubs, shreds, sixteen hours, slut fish, smoking, spunkgargler, Stromboli, thor, tree, two minutes, walt disney, walt disney corporation, WANKERY, whale, wood, WoodBoy 1 Comment »“So. You’re, like, both a doctor and a captain?”
Posted by LeeIsserow on May 24th, 2011
The heartwarming and horrific story of how I became both a doctor and a captain.
Posted in Rambles Tags: avalanche, bedrooms, blog, boat, buying a boat, captain, diamond, diamonds, doctor, doctor captain, doctorate, gold, hobo, job, life experience, london, many things, metaphysics, money, mystery, old woman, partying, skinny bitch, smurf movie, the smurfs, title, tugboat No Comments »