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Deconstructing Disney TV: The Reluctant Dragon
Posted by LeeIsserow on October 15th, 2012
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No Comments »A merry Christmas story of DOOOOOOM
Posted by LeeIsserow on December 10th, 2011
’tis the 10th of Christmas. To celebrate this jubilant day, I thusly present for your reading pleasure, a picture-story that I humbly entitle The Greatest Christmas Story Ever Told (Told by me, that is.) (On this day in history). [View the story "A merry Christmas tale of DOOOOOOOOM" on Storify]
Posted in Rambles Tags: 2011, book, cannibalism, christmas, christmas story, christmas tree, fable, greatest story ever told, jesus, merry christmas, reading pleasure, santa, story, tale, xmas No Comments »Deconstructing Disney: Bambi (1942)
Posted by LeeIsserow on December 4th, 2011
This is the belated part six of a (never-ending) project that is inevitably going to kill me.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
So, without further ado, let’s delve into the next Disney “classic”. Their 1942 spunk pile that goes by the name of… urgh… Bambi.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on September 30th, 2011
This is part five of a (never-ending) project that is steadily sending me insane.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
That said, dear reader, come with me as I try my best to enjoy a movie that I have no intention of liking; Disney’s 1941 forgotten ‘classic’ The Reluctant Dragon.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on June 9th, 2011
It’s only been two-and-a-bit years since my hilarious 2009 microepic Simon & Emily was written, published, sold a cubic litre of copies, and was then swiftly forgotten about.
So, as you can imagine, I was surprised to receive an email a few weeks back informing me that it wasn’t on Kindle – or any eBook format for that matter….
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