One of my jobs is pitching shows. Most of them don’t get picked up. Soon you will understand why. It’s Thursday. It’s TheDrCaptain.com. It’s Pitch Of The duck-fucking Week. This week’s pitch: Space Opera Outline: A spectacular ten-season epic, meticulously planned, with huge character arcs that will twist and turn with each and every episode, as we [...]
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One of my jobs is pitching shows. Some of them should not see the light of day. This week: Bacon and the Jew
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Having now proclaimed Empire the worst of the Trilogy, Ewok-fondler George Lucas has lost what little respect anyone had left for him…
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