This week in Celebrity news: Georgia Salpa’s breasts crowned queen of Sweden, Frankie Cocozza finally comes out the closet, and Paula Deen haz cheeseburger.
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Etta James RIP. Damon Albarn mourns publicly. OJ Simpson is maybe possibly probably maybe Khloe Kardashian father? And Georgia Salpa saves lives!
I directed the video Mojo Revival’s new single – and it’s online! Here! Now!
This weeks edition of Celebrity News is being written in between making a quiche and waiting for it to come out the oven, so I shall be brief.
I shall also try to regain some masculinity after the previous sentence by dedicating the column to Georgia Salpa’s boobs.
The new series of Celebrity Big Brother (tagline: “Now more Celebri-tied than ever!”) launched last night. It was watched by 3.5 million people, each of whom had just given up on life.
But who the fuck is in the BB house? More importantly, who the fuck cares?