This weeks edition of Celebrity News is being written in between making a quiche and waiting for it to come out the oven, so I shall be brief.
I shall also try to regain some masculinity after the previous sentence by dedicating the column to Georgia Salpa’s boobs.
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Paul Weller writes a new album about rainbows and unicorns, Peter Andre points at things, Robin Gibb is still alive, Angie Dowds isn’t, and nobody has assassinated Coldplay. Yet.
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