It’s Britney’s birthday; and all her celebrity ‘friends’ are celebrating by… tweeting? Flava Flav is back on TV, but this time he’s not going to spend all day in a chlamydia ridden hottub full of whores. Oh, and Katie Price does absolutely nothing – other than have great boobs. Well done her.
Posts Tagged ‘demons’
This is part two of a (insert number) part project that will eventually kill me.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
Thusly, I take it upon myself to deconstruct the psychedelic whorebag of a movie that the Disney Cockperation entitled “Fantasia”.
It’s only been two-and-a-bit years since my hilarious 2009 microepic Simon & Emily was written, published, sold a cubic litre of copies, and was then swiftly forgotten about.
So, as you can imagine, I was surprised to receive an email a few weeks back informing me that it wasn’t on Kindle – or any eBook format for that matter….