Deconstructing Disney unveils the pedophile-saturated, pro-rape subtext of Walt Disney’s 1940 classic Pinocchio .
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Deconstructing Disney TV: Pinocchio
Posted by LeeIsserow on September 12th, 2012
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No Comments »Celebrity News – January 14th
Posted by LeeIsserow on January 14th, 2012
This weeks edition of Celebrity News is being written in between making a quiche and waiting for it to come out the oven, so I shall be brief.
I shall also try to regain some masculinity after the previous sentence by dedicating the column to Georgia Salpa’s boobs.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on July 29th, 2011
This is part three of a (fuck knows how many) part project that will eventually kill me.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
And so, dear reader, allow me to take you on a journey in which we analyze and systematically defecate on the morally reprehensible morality tale “Pinocchio”.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on June 9th, 2011
It’s only been two-and-a-bit years since my hilarious 2009 microepic Simon & Emily was written, published, sold a cubic litre of copies, and was then swiftly forgotten about.
So, as you can imagine, I was surprised to receive an email a few weeks back informing me that it wasn’t on Kindle – or any eBook format for that matter….
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