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Celebrity News special: The best celebrity deaths 2012
Posted by LeeIsserow on December 29th, 2012
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Tags: Adam Yauch, daughter, dead, death, drug dealers, drugs, funeral, government, hot, Marie Colvin, overdose, sexy, sunday times, whitney houston 
No Comments »Deconstructing Disney TV: Pinocchio
Posted by LeeIsserow on September 12th, 2012
Deconstructing Disney unveils the pedophile-saturated, pro-rape subtext of Walt Disney’s 1940 classic Pinocchio .
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Posted by LeeIsserow on August 29th, 2011
This is part four of a (never-ending) project that will send me to an early grave.
We all have fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
And on that note, faithful reader, join me on a magical adventure about a mentally handicapped mute who believes he can fly, in Disney’s 1941 original motion picture ‘Dumbo’.
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Deconstructing Disney: Pinocchio (1940)
Posted by LeeIsserow on July 29th, 2011
This is part three of a (fuck knows how many) part project that will eventually kill me.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
And so, dear reader, allow me to take you on a journey in which we analyze and systematically defecate on the morally reprehensible morality tale “Pinocchio”.
Posted in Deconstructing Disney Tags: adult eyes, anal cavity search, bark, blue fairy, boat, boner, buggery, child molestation, circus, Coachman, conscious, cynical world, dancing, deconstructing Disney, diatribe, dildo, Disney, disney movies, donkey, drinking, drugs, fables, fairy tale, fantasia, fight, fond memories, fuckpuppet, fucktoy, Gepetto, hobo, hog, home invasion, Honest John, human centipede, Jiminy Cricket, Kenneth Branagh, kiddy fiddler, loki, man cunt, man love, manlove, marvel comics, morality, morality tale, mr cuntington, narration, narrator, naughtly list, nice list, paedophile, pederasty, pedophile, Pinocchio, pinocchio in space, Pleasure Island, point of view, rape, rapist, sanding, santa, screen name, scrubs, shreds, sixteen hours, slut fish, smoking, spunkgargler, Stromboli, thor, tree, two minutes, walt disney, walt disney corporation, WANKERY, whale, wood, WoodBoy 1 Comment »