One of my jobs is pitching shows. Some of them should not see the light of day. This week: Orson Scott Card Games
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Pitch Of The Week: Orson Scott Card Games
Posted by LeeIsserow on May 10th, 2012
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No Comments »Pitch Of The Week: Space Opera
Posted by LeeIsserow on May 3rd, 2012
One of my jobs is pitching shows. Most of them don’t get picked up. Soon you will understand why. It’s Thursday. It’s TheDrCaptain.com. It’s Pitch Of The duck-fucking Week. This week’s pitch: Space Opera Outline: A spectacular ten-season epic, meticulously planned, with huge character arcs that will twist and turn with each and every episode, as we [...]
Posted in Pitch Of The Week Tags: anthology, arcs, babylon 5, background noise, battlestar galactica, button board, cancer, cure, doubt, executive decision, keyboard, letters and numbers, original, pitch, plight, point of view, pun, racists, radio, real time, space opera, spacebar, survival, tv pilot, tv pitch No Comments »Pitch Of The Week: I’d Really Like To Cook…
Posted by LeeIsserow on April 26th, 2012
One of my jobs is pitching shows. Some of them should not see the light of day. This week: I’d Really Like To Cook…
Pitch Of The Week: Bacon and the Jew
Posted by LeeIsserow on April 19th, 2012
One of my jobs is pitching shows. Some of them should not see the light of day. This week: Bacon and the Jew
Posted in Pitch Of The Week Tags: bacon, cancer, cartoon, counselling, executive decision, jew, jewish child, jobs, lubing, meta, pitch, retort, sanity, six days, telephone receiver, title sequence, tv pitch, tv show No Comments »Pitch Of The Week: Flagpole Sitta
Posted by LeeIsserow on April 12th, 2012
One of my jobs is pitching shows. Some of them should not see the light of day. This week: Flagpole Sitta
Posted in Pitch Of The Week Tags: booty shorts, cancer, cavities, dwarves, endurance test, executive decision, fattest man, flagpole sitta, flagpoles, gameshow, harvey danger, inserting objects, Kim Kardashian, massive ass, national treasure, old men, quantity surveyor, retort, safety equipment, sodomised, stephen fry, television viewing 1 Comment »