One of my jobs is pitching shows. Some of them should not see the light of day. This week: Bacon and the Jew
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Pitch Of The Week: Bacon and the Jew
Posted by LeeIsserow on April 19th, 2012
Posted in Pitch Of The Week 
Tags: bacon, cancer, cartoon, counselling, executive decision, jew, jewish child, jobs, lubing, meta, pitch, retort, sanity, six days, telephone receiver, title sequence, tv pitch, tv show 
No Comments »Celebrity News – February 4th
Posted by LeeIsserow on February 4th, 2012
This week: Gisele Bundchen’s boobs, Roseanne Barr for President, and a Jew beats the bishop.
Posted in Celebrity News Tags: boobs, breasts, candice swanepoel, celeb, celebrity news, child, gay, gisele bundchen, giselle, golden raspberry, green party, hot, jew, josh hamilton, model, molester, naked, nsfw, pedophile, penises, president, president of the united states, raspberry, relapse, republican candidates, roseanne barr, salpa, sexy, superbowl, supermodel, tits, twin towers No Comments »It’s my unaired TV pilot; ‘DangerTap!’ – which might finally be going to series!
Posted by LeeIsserow on January 23rd, 2012
Many years ago, I was pitching TV shows to a whole host of US networks. If they were rejected and happened to be comedy shows, the concepts ended up invariably becoming mini pilots on my old (incredibly popular) podcast, English For Dirty Foreigners. It was for this very podcast that the DangerMouse spoof you’re about to see was created – where an exec from Adult Swim saw it, talked it up, loved it… and then after some back and forthing, rejected the concept. Again.
Anyway, that’s beside the point. The point is, it’s BACK. Channel101 are taking a look at it, and hopefully a series will once again be on the cards…
Posted in Movie Monday, Rambles, Work Tags: "Danger Mouse (TV Series)", "Danger Mouse", "Episode Part", "Season Episode", "Television Pilot", "Television Program", adult swim, adultswim, animation, anime, cards, cartoon, channel101, comedy, dangermouse, exclusive, exec, foreigners, french, Full, jew, jokes, network, penfold, pilot, running, shows, spoof, television, television show, thames, tv, tv pilot, unaired 1 Comment »Celebrity news – 24 November
Posted by LeeIsserow on November 24th, 2011
Paul Weller writes a new album about rainbows and unicorns, Peter Andre points at things, Robin Gibb is still alive, Angie Dowds isn’t, and nobody has assassinated Coldplay. Yet.
Posted in Celebrity News Tags: 6 music, album, angie dowds, babelfish, beegee, boredom, cancer, celebrity, celebrity news, cider, coldplay, consciousness, cooch, dead, dubstep, dumpster, facetious, fall, fitness, franc, french, fringes, gay, horizon, I'm A Celebrity, insiders, instructor, jew, jungle, latest celebrity news, music videos, naomi sim, new album, paul weller, peter andre, public eye, rhythms, robin gibb, roundup, sarcasm, spotlight, staying alive, stepping stone, television, the jam, volcano, x-factor, xfactor No Comments »I haven’t blogged much recently…
Posted by LeeIsserow on October 11th, 2011
… and I’m sure the lack of fuckpunching spite, whore-skinning bile and/or decreasing-mental-capacity’d creative genius has left a deficit in your hearts only liquer and self-harm can fill. I know it has for me. Now, I hear you ask, what could be distracting you, you tiny Jew-faced ballmunching twatmonger. Well, I respond, I’m not sure [...]
Posted in Rambles, Work Tags: and the disciples, anti semetic, bile, creative genius, feature film, greenscreen, hearts, howard be thy name, indie movie, jew, jimmy lightfoot, live performances, liverpool, lovecraft, lying on the ground, movie, music videos, musical, musical extravaganza, news, posters, sanity, screens, self harm, shit fucking, shoulders, spite, the kazimier, trailers, whore, zombina and the skeletones No Comments »