It’s time for another video episode of Deconstructing Disney. This month, I throw myself fist-first into the balls of ‘Fantasia’.
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Deconstructing Disney TV: Fantasia
Posted by LeeIsserow on July 18th, 2012
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Posted by LeeIsserow on March 7th, 2012
Welcome to part nine of a six-hundred-and-sixty-six-billion part project that lives inside my brain, pulling levers that make me do horrible things to Mickey Mouse figurines. By now you know the score: Our memories of Disney movies are all lies. I am here to spread the truth. So let’s rock this bitch.
It’s time for Make Music Mine, Motherfucker.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on December 28th, 2011
Did you have a good Christmas? You must be coming out of your tryptophan coma by now – so why not recover with the joy of hating Disney.
If you haven’t read my first two Christmas gift to you, worry not, they’re not related – although the pre-Christmas special and Christmas special are ready and waiting for your eyes, should you wish to read them.
So, without further ado, let’s get the fuck on with this horrendous fucking thing… The Walt Disney World ‘Celebrate The Season’ Christmas Show. May God have mercy on our souls.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on December 25th, 2011
Under normal conditions, these columns are monthly and are deconstructing the Disney movies in order of release, done in a very mature, factual, not at all childish manner and are entirely expletive-free. But it’s Christmas, so I’m doing something different as a gift to you all.
The pre-Christmas special is already up, this is (obviously) the Christmas special, and in another three days there’ll be a post-Christmas special, for no reason whatsoever.
So it back, relax, have a bit of turkey and splash it down with egg nog so you don’t choke yourself to death, and enjoy my merciless slaughter of Disney’s hate crime against all of humanity, the 48-minute audiovisual sensory rape that is… A Disney Christmas Gift.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on December 20th, 2011
By now you probably know the score – this is a 10,000 part series of columns that is making me progressively suicidal.
But because it’s almost Christmas, rather than watch ‘Victory Through Air Power’ – which I have on good authority has NOTHING to do with Christmas – I’ve decided to sit down and watch some Disney Christmas shorts and specials from the past, and dish them out as three mini columns;
Pre-Christmas (this one, genius), Christmas (25th December, obviously) and post-Christmas (December 28th).
So, now you have something to read in between the joy and merriment you are no doubt likely to have with your family/in-laws/case worker.
Without further ado, let’s look at Disney’s war crime; the “House Of Mouse” Christmas Special from 1999.
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