Deconstructing Disney unveils the pedophile-saturated, pro-rape subtext of Walt Disney’s 1940 classic Pinocchio .
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Deconstructing Disney TV: Pinocchio
Posted by LeeIsserow on September 12th, 2012
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No Comments »Pitch Of The Week: Space Opera
Posted by LeeIsserow on May 3rd, 2012
One of my jobs is pitching shows. Most of them don’t get picked up. Soon you will understand why. It’s Thursday. It’s TheDrCaptain.com. It’s Pitch Of The duck-fucking Week. This week’s pitch: Space Opera Outline: A spectacular ten-season epic, meticulously planned, with huge character arcs that will twist and turn with each and every episode, as we [...]
Posted in Pitch Of The Week Tags: anthology, arcs, babylon 5, background noise, battlestar galactica, button board, cancer, cure, doubt, executive decision, keyboard, letters and numbers, original, pitch, plight, point of view, pun, racists, radio, real time, space opera, spacebar, survival, tv pilot, tv pitch No Comments »Deconstructing Disney: Pinocchio (1940)
Posted by LeeIsserow on July 29th, 2011
This is part three of a (fuck knows how many) part project that will eventually kill me.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
And so, dear reader, allow me to take you on a journey in which we analyze and systematically defecate on the morally reprehensible morality tale “Pinocchio”.
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