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Deconstructing Disney TV: Pinocchio

Deconstructing Disney unveils the pedophile-saturated, pro-rape subtext of Walt Disney’s 1940 classic Pinocchio .

Celebrity News – Jessie J stabbing excitement. Ish.

jessie j stabbing - not while she was topless, obviously

A stabbing? Why yes. And it is just as exciting as my sardonic tone implies.

Shoot, write, edit, repeat.

I found some time the other day to follow-up with my commitment to WhatCulture, and wrote up reviews of the new Wolverine and Iron Man anime shows. There was definitely a lot of hate there, mostly because they’re not as good as they could have been. Possibly too much hate, because they only printed the Iron Man review – in which I called Iron Man a pedophile and a date rapist, and has a whole segue about Ronnie James Dio that goes on for a while.

Deconstructing Disney: Pinocchio (1940)

Pinocchio-1940-poster

This is part three of a (fuck knows how many) part project that will eventually kill me.

I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.

And so, dear reader, allow me to take you on a journey in which we analyze and systematically defecate on the morally reprehensible morality tale “Pinocchio”.

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