Rest your brain and watch hilarity unfold, as beloved Disney classics are ripped apart at the molecular level. This month SNOW WHITE!
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Deconstructing Disney TV: Snow White
Posted by LeeIsserow on June 13th, 2012
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No Comments »Deconstructing Disney: Bambi (1942)
Posted by LeeIsserow on December 4th, 2011
This is the belated part six of a (never-ending) project that is inevitably going to kill me.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
So, without further ado, let’s delve into the next Disney “classic”. Their 1942 spunk pile that goes by the name of… urgh… Bambi.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on September 30th, 2011
This is part five of a (never-ending) project that is steadily sending me insane.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
That said, dear reader, come with me as I try my best to enjoy a movie that I have no intention of liking; Disney’s 1941 forgotten ‘classic’ The Reluctant Dragon.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on August 2nd, 2011
I found some time the other day to follow-up with my commitment to WhatCulture, and wrote up reviews of the new Wolverine and Iron Man anime shows. There was definitely a lot of hate there, mostly because they’re not as good as they could have been. Possibly too much hate, because they only printed the Iron Man review – in which I called Iron Man a pedophile and a date rapist, and has a whole segue about Ronnie James Dio that goes on for a while.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on May 31st, 2011
This is a project I’ve been mulling for some time…
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth the destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes..
So, dear reader, please enjoy the following; my deconstruction of Disney’s very first animated feature, Snow White.
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