Rest your brain and watch hilarity unfold, as beloved Disney classics are ripped apart at the molecular level. This month SNOW WHITE!
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Deconstructing Disney TV: Snow White
Posted by LeeIsserow on June 13th, 2012
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No Comments »Deconstructing Disney: Post-Christmas Special
Posted by LeeIsserow on December 28th, 2011
Did you have a good Christmas? You must be coming out of your tryptophan coma by now – so why not recover with the joy of hating Disney.
If you haven’t read my first two Christmas gift to you, worry not, they’re not related – although the pre-Christmas special and Christmas special are ready and waiting for your eyes, should you wish to read them.
So, without further ado, let’s get the fuck on with this horrendous fucking thing… The Walt Disney World ‘Celebrate The Season’ Christmas Show. May God have mercy on our souls.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on December 4th, 2011
This is the belated part six of a (never-ending) project that is inevitably going to kill me.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
So, without further ado, let’s delve into the next Disney “classic”. Their 1942 spunk pile that goes by the name of… urgh… Bambi.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on June 29th, 2011
This is part two of a (insert number) part project that will eventually kill me.
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth that destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes.
Thusly, I take it upon myself to deconstruct the psychedelic whorebag of a movie that the Disney Cockperation entitled “Fantasia”.
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Posted by LeeIsserow on May 31st, 2011
This is a project I’ve been mulling for some time…
I think pretty much everyone who’s grown up in the Western world has fond memories from their childhoods of Disney movies. But fond memories are there to be destroyed, and I have taken it upon myself to bring forth the destruction, by rewatching every Disney movie ever, in release order, and ripping them to shreds with my cynical, world-weary adult eyes..
So, dear reader, please enjoy the following; my deconstruction of Disney’s very first animated feature, Snow White.
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